Like you've never had sex with a box of tissues before...

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man

9 October 1986
Jacksonville, Florida, United States
External Services:
  • Eastwood Smokes AIM status
St. Mary Academy Bay View School - East Providence RI (1992 - 1994)
St. Margaret's Academy - East Providence RI (1994 - 2001)
Bishop Hendricken High School - Warwick RI (2001 - 2003)
Bishop Kenny High School - Jacksonville FL (2003 - 2005)
University of North Florida - Jacksonville FL (2005 present)
Interests: (100)
aggressive women, alcohol, alfred hitchcock, andre barrett, aqua teen hunger force, asphyxiation, bad movies, baron davis, basketball, being too hardcore, big east basketball, bloodhound gang, bobby gillespie, breaking benjamin, charles barkley, chess, chris paul, chris wylde, clerks, clint eastwood, clutch, cody chesnutt, conan o'brien, daddy long legs, dane cook, dave attell, david lynch, edward norton, eidos games, fallout, family guy, fingernail marks, flava flav, flirting, gambling, going postal, grand theft auto, guybrush threepwood, hitmen, holding late nights, hypochondriacs, innuendoes, irony, jack black, jim gaffigan, jimmy pop, jimmy stewart, joel przybilla, jon stewart, jr smith, keith murray, kevin smith, lewis black, making fun of canadians, making fun of nascar, making up words, march madness, mexicans, michael ian black, mike patton, modest mouse, monkey island, mst3k, muse, neptunes, nerf herder, new orleans hornets, nine inch nails, pau gasol, peter lorre, primal scream, providence friars, ps2, pulp fiction, quarashi, quentin tarantino, reservoir dogs, rick kamla, sarcasm, scarface, scrubs, sealab 2021, senseless violence, seton hall pirates, south park, stanley kubrick, stephen lynch, steve buscemi, sticky fingaz, straddling, strongbad, subliminal messages, tash, tha alkaholiks, timesplitters, tony touch, tool, trigger happy tv, wild zero, wolfpac
My name is John (Rhody if you are a motherfucker). I am:

- a cynic.

- a film buff.

- a Mike Patton enthusiast.

- prone to abandoning people/projects without giving reason or warning.

- a New Orleans Hornets fan to the grave.

That's really all that you need to know. Now go back to your porn.