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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|10:50 am]
Fuckass
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There's ketchup in my bathtub.
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[User Picture]From: jmack109
2009-04-23 03:11 am (UTC)
No, seriously. This isn't a euphemism.
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From: mandaz087
2009-04-22 08:43 pm (UTC)
uh-oh...this same thing happened with my cousin when she hit puberty. i'm going to tell you the same thing i told her..."honey...now, don't be alarmed...but that's blood...it's not bad! it's just a natural part of becoming a young woman..."

look at little johnny all grown up! i'll take you shopping for some tampax next time i see u...

*watches as you get extremely uncomfortable, chuckles, and walks away*
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